spicylavablock:

pissvortex:

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nessamiibo:

asexualconnor:

asexualconnor:

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.

However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.

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theworstgrainofsalt:

prideprejudce:

lu-wooah:

prideprejudce:

MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

I-

CHOKEDDD

cinematic parallels

Strike three

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stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

What if they’re right… what if rich people ARENT all that ba-

Oh hmm. Hmmmm.

Link to her saying this shit as part of a gameshow on BBC with an audience laughing at How Funny She Is: (X)

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peppapigvevo:

coolxatu:

outfit idea

this took me out

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blondloki:

andreablog2-deactivated20220425:

This was so funny. I literally love the met gala so much

Honestly nothings more camp than tweeting this and then showing up in that outfit

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wereralph:

carnival-phantasm:

Why are people even debating what’s the “post of the decade”? It’s obviously John Green’s Great Essay on Loving Dick & Balls

the only post that had literal actual consequences for the entire website…..what an icon

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spectrumcore:

ladies can be little a evil. as a treat.

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unusual-rituals:

pylertalma:

dreamingbiggest:

agoutirex:

laddermatch:

divirro:

What is going on here

The Shining, But Cold

cranberry sauce

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

POV: you’re inside a tube of YSL lipstick (Bare Burgundy)

POV: youre a valentino white bag and lipstick was spilled inside you

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Animal Reviews!

catchymemes:

Source: facebook.com

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Answer:

adrianicsea:

the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

jackironsides:

sweetsweetemo:

that-one-cryptid1:

imanarwhalbitch:

the-prim-reaper:

the-prim-reaper:

i am LOSING IT

the sequel

When you realize this man is the voice of Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale

Wait he is? That’s what he looks like? What is this video called

It’s a Ted talk by Dylan Marron “Empathy Is Not Endorsement” which is one that all of us may need to listen to, tbh

He has an entire podcast about this called Conversations with People Who Hate Me.

Having watched this talk multiple times, he’s in fact discussing what led to that podcast, among other things!

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runcibility:

skinks:

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

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